Too Obvious
gotagedandagiveemhellattitude:
hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are
im lookin at u tom hiddleston
and you bonkyhort Cutiebrunch
bonkyhort Cutiebrunch
(Source: stupidbabypenis, via animalisticandimmature)
how many gummy vitamins do i need to eat to kill myself
when I was like 5 1/2 I legitimately went to the hospital for eating like 2 whole jars it was great
i love u
if i try to talk to you and you seem uninterested i will never try to talk to you again ever
(via perpetuallycrocodilian)
‘uwu’ isnt even a face to me anymore its actually the sound “oowoo”
MRI scan of a human subject from the cranium to the feet.
always reblog
that’s fucking cool
(Source: samstruecalling, via castiel-angel-of-the-timelord)
literally-heads-above-the-rest:
MOOSEI HAD MY MOM LIST THE TUMBLR SEX GODS BASED ON WHAT I’VE TOLD HER ABOUT THEM AND I’M CRYING
BOODLYDOOP FLOOFERNOODLE
THE ONE WITH THE HAIR
Holy crap, howling here
(Source: computersaysnooo, via dark-lord-molly)
(Source: eatmorebikes, via animalisticandimmature)
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?”
haha owned you’re going to jail
(via lizslaces)


